
Multi-fandom disaster zone.
me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord
Imelda Pulse is the worst of all of us (believes we can cut our own bangs with craft scissors) confirmed
I thought my blorbo was gonna be the sad detectives but truly I think it’s the sexually repressed mad scientist who skulled maple syrup, who has thought about a girl who smiled at him everyday of his life since it happened, who tried to do a good thing once and it went so bad that he decided to never do that again until his midlife crisis hit him like a freight train and led to his defenestration.
I really do love this corporate freak, hope he freedives into total career meltdown, abandons his job, goes get laid and buys a lizard
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
@pscentral event 18: adaptations - THE LORD OF THE RINGS
The “Did you know half the bones in your body are in your hands and feet?” “Man! Just fucking kill me!” exchange made me laugh so hard I had actual tears running down my face in real life, for the record.